yes, it's true: mommy does have just as much love for chuy as she does for me. i'm here to present some proof...the images in this post are hand selected by mommy as the most favorite of her recent pics of my brother chuy. the first photo is of mommy and chuy, the second is a close-up of chu-chu just minutes later.
WAIT! STOP! i am sure many of you are immediate satisfaction types (i have some of those in my family, so i understand), but out of respect for the story-telling process, i am asking you to please refrain from scanning down to image #2 before you read everything first.
that being said, i won't blame anyone for seeing image #2 and rushing to judge chu-bear as some kind of savage carnivore who wears proof of his prey on his face. hells to the NO, for all the gods' sake! remember, cavies are vegetarians, so what you see on chuy's chin can't possibly be blood. please refer back to the first photo, where you'll see that mommy is feeding chuy our very most favorite ever treat: RED PEPPER!!!!!!! chuy and i inhale chunks of red pepper as quickly as our colombian cousins inhale cocaine (from what i'm told).
so, anyway, in photo #2, chuy appears as though he has a beard of blood, which of course it isn't....but i now have a great idea for chu's halloween costume!! muah ha ha ha ha!!
check out his little tongue. ha!
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